FUNNY NEWS: Dame Patience Sacks Aso Rock Kitchen Staff For Voting Buhari
News bits filtering in from our Aso Rock correspondent do not bode well for
members of staff at the Presidential villa, as the 1st Lady, Dame Patience is
said to have thrown a fit at Otuoke after hearing that President Jonathan lost
to Buhari at the Aso Rock Polling Unit. She then proceeded to sack every
member of the Kitchen staff via phone call.
The Kitchen Staff have since packed their bags and left the villa but they
remained defiant and insist they “did the right thing”.
“I voted Buhari because I am tired of being told my cooking is not good
enough” said Initimi George, the Chief Cook.
“Everytime you cook something they must complain. President will say Salt is
too much. Dame will say Pepper is too small. Everyday.We are tired. We want
Change… I have already started learning how to cook Masa and Fura de nono
because Sai Buhari will win” said Akpan Effiong, a junior cook at the
Presidential Villa.
President Jonathan lost at the Aso Rock PU, scoring 595 votes to Buhari’s 613.
Vote collation is still ongoing across the country. Dame Patience is also
expected back in Aso Rock today to fire everyone else who voted against her
husband.
Lol
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