Fake Pastors

Category: Humor & Jokes

Three pastors were asked how they divide church money between them and God.

1- Pastor from USA said " I draw a straight line, throw all the money up...the ones that fall on side A is God's own, side B is mine."



2-Pastor from India said " I draw a circle, throw all the money up. The ones that fall inside the circle belongs to God, outside it, is mine."

3-Pastor from Nigeria said " I don't waste time, I simply pack all the money and throw it up, any one that remains up belongs to God, others that fall down is mine.




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