Jokes About Poverty by Gordons
Anywhere you see poverty, jump pass am. We were so poor even
the poor people dey call us poor.
I remember when I wan go marry, I meet my father-in-law, as
the man see my outlook, he ask, “Are you he that is to marry my daughter or should
we wait for another?”
Na him I tell am say- “I am he” he ask me, “Who is your father?”
I ask am “biological or spiritual?”
The guy say biological. Na him I tell say, oga na only spiritual
I get. Why because when the guy see me, the way I look, him talk say him no
like my future.
When I wan meet another in-law, I don first get info about
the man, dem say the man like bankers ( wear suit, dress well).
Me wey I never wear coat before, I go for okirika joint go
collect coat. When I look myself for mirror, coat be like bed sheet.
Na him I dress go meet my in-law, as soon as he see me, he
say “Nice-nice”.
I said “yes-yes”
He asked “So which of the banks do you work?”
Na him I say, “Savannah State”
He ask me, “Is that a new bank?”
I said, “Yes, Savannah merged with Allstates”
Na him, the guy look me say, “I no get pikin wey I go give
to somebody like you”.
Na him I provoke go meet my father ask am, “where you dey
when all these men dey huzzle wey you fit huzzle, now dem don deny me wife”
Category: Humor & Jokes
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