Jokes: The Boy and the Priest
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get blamed.
The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8 year old first, in the morning, while the older would go in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”
The boy’s mouth dropped open, but made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question, “Where is God?”, again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So, the clergyman raised his voice more and bellowed, “Where is God?” the boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and drove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When is older brother found him on the closet, he asked. “What happened?” The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied;
“We are in real big trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!”
The boys’ mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so asked if he would speak with her boys.
The clergyman agreed and asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8 year old first, in the morning, while the older would go in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, “Where is God?”
The boy’s mouth dropped open, but made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question, “Where is God?”, again the boy made no attempt to answer.
So, the clergyman raised his voice more and bellowed, “Where is God?” the boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and drove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When is older brother found him on the closet, he asked. “What happened?” The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied;
“We are in real big trouble this time! God is missing, and they think we did it!”
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