5 Reasons You Should Have s*x With Your Husband Every Day
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Here are 5 reasons to have more s*x with your husband.
1. Being a mother, one of the ultimate expressions of womanhood, can often
leave a girl feeling stri*ped of her femininity. There is something about
being covered in spit up and attending to the every need of another human
being that makes one feel distinctly gender neutral. Most of my days are
spent playing with dolls, wiping baby food off of my clothes, changing
diapers, wiping snot off of my clothes, going to the park, and wiping
what-the-heavens-is-that off of my clothes. There is something restorative
about kissing the boy you love. There are times in Riley’s arms when I
remember who I am before I even realize I have forgotten. Yes, I am a cook,
cleaner, teacher, and wiper of all things disgusting. But I am also
something more, something delightful and completely apart from my roles. I
am a woman! And there is potential and depth and heck, I am pretty darn good
kisser, too. It is a lovely thing, finding yourself through the touch of
someone else.
2. If you want your husband to act like a man, you need to treat him like a
man. Hold the eye rolls. I am not pushing for a return to the 1950′s.
(Although, heaven knows an era in which low rise jeans did not exist is
basically alright by me.) Women need any number of criteria met to feel
loved. Men are far simpler. They need to be fed, they need to be
appreciated, and they need to have s*x. That is it. Really. So make or order
dinner once in a while. Say thank you for the long hours spent at work with
a hug and smile when he walks through the door each night. (Better yet?
Smile as you hand him the kids and walk out the door for a long, much needed
break.) And my goodness, let the poor man see you unclad. It is astounding
what a good man will do for a good woman that has made him feel loved. After
a few weeks of meals and make outs, you will sit back and wonder why you
didn’t insist on having s*x every night sooner. Talk about a small
investment and big returns.
3. You need to have a moment in each day that is just about the two of you.
Remember that boy? The one that made your heart thump and hands sweat? The
one that called when you hoped he would, that made you run hot and high up
to the stars until you thought you would never come down? He is still there.
Under the years and bills and worries, that smiling boy is still in love
with and needs his smiling girl. Every night after the kids go to bed is a
chance to find him again. A moment to remind yourself that you are living a
picket fenced adventure and my goodness, there is nothing the two of you
can’t do.
4. s*x relieves stress. I don’t know that this one needs much explanation.
As a mother I eat stress for breakfast. So it seems to me I have a choice. I
can let off steam by A) driving around at night and bashing in strangers
mailboxes or B) I can get down and dirty with that one guy I married that
one time. I choose option B. (So far the mailboxes in my neighborhood have
escaped unscathed, so Option B must be working.)
5. It is so much blasted fun. Seriously. Why are we so quick to refuse the
good things in life? We will slog through our children’s Algebra homework,
do Zumba in public and pluck the hair from our body ONE PIECE AT A TIME. But
tell a girl to have s*x every night and she looks at you like you are crazy,
An climax? Every night? What do I look like? A Nymphomaniacal Super Woman?
Where is the logic in that?
Are we really too busy doing dishes to participate in an activity that is so
good it has inspired genius (that saucy Shakespeare) and changed history
(Okay, Helen of Troy, we get it. You were super hot)? My goodness, what a
crazy way to live. Ladies, did it ever occur to you (to us!) that we should
have s*x because WE DESERVE IT?
Yeah, you deserve it.
So, tonight put the kids to bed. Leave the dishes in the sink and the floors
unswept. They will wait. Take a moment to remember that you are the girl you
hoped you would be and then go find that boy and remind him that he is the
man you knew he could be.
Rinse. Repeat.
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