10 Lies Most Men Tell Their Partners
Category: Relationship
1. “I wasn’t checking her out.’
They
will deny till they turn blue in the face that they were checking out
another woman while you were very much in the vicinity. They’ll protest
how until you accused them, they didn’t even register the presence of
the sexy, curvaceous woman in the mall, or airport, or wherever it is
such women frequent.
2. “I have not had a smoke/I have drastically cut down on cigarettes.’
When
you get on their case and nag them about smoking, or have caught them
almost red and nicotine-handed, they insist the smoke you smell from
their hair, clothes, breath, or surroundings are from some far away
source; it’s certainly not them.
3. ‘It’s only you I fantasize about.’
When
fantasizing about someone in their dreamy moments, or when they seek
self-pleasure, it’s always with you in his mind, or so they’ll have you
believe. How can, they say, you even think they could have anyone else
on their mind. Who are they kidding? Let’s face it. Partners are their
reality; not fantasy.
4. ‘I was way too qualified for that organisation, anyway.’
The pink slip he got had nothing to do with his position being made redundant. He was just way too good for them!
5. ‘With the GPS, I own the road.’
Fact
is even with these technology playthings, many men are perfectly lost.
Except that his male pride will never let him admit that.
6. ‘I can’t stay without you more than a day.’
What lies! The fact is no sooner you are gone than the party begins, or at least the planning for one does.
7. ‘I wasn’t sleeping. I was thinking.’
They
don’t like being caught napping while at work or watching a movie, so
you have to know it’s just their way of putting on their thinking caps.
8. ‘I did not forget.’
If
something slips from their mind like sending that courier or asking the
plumber to inspect that leaking tap, it’s only because something more
important came up, and there were other pressing matters that had to be
attended to. Forgetfulness and them? Naah!
9. ‘We don’t think about that all the time.’
This one is a half-lie. What they don’t tell you is that they are thinking about it most of the time. In between work happens.
10. ‘I haven’t lost hair; I have gained face!’
How
can his male ego deal with hair loss? It’s a blow to his vanity. So
anything, really, to cling on to his youth and erstwhile crowning glory.
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