Cheating couple
Category: Humor & Jokes
John is a house boy who drinks his boss' wine with impunity then adds water 2 cover his tracks. His Boss became suspicious and decided to buy pasties, a French wine that changes color if u add water to it; just like disinfectants. Unaware of this, John drank from d wine as usual & topped it up with water.
Immediately he added water, the pasties became milky and he knew he was in trouble. When his boss came back and saw the changed pasties, he knew he had nailed John. Knowing he was in trouble John decided to stay put in the kitchen when his boss came home.
The boss having told his wife what he observed now swung into action.
"John!", he called from the sitting room.
"Yes, Boss".
"Who drank my pasties?".
John: No answer.
The boss asked again, there was still no answer. Then he went to the kitchen to meet him there.
"Are u insane or what? Why when I call, u say "yes boss" but when I ask you a question u don't answer me? "
John said mischievously "hmm sir when u are in d kitchen u don't understand anything at all, except your name"
"Is that so?" asked the boss, "Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I go into d kitchen; and then, you ask me a question. We will see if you are lying or not"
When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts: "Boss".
"Yes, John" Boss answers. John then asks, "Who goes into the maid's bedroom when Madam is not at home?"
No answer.
The boy shouted again: "Boss, I say who sneaks into the maid's room when madam is not at home?"
No answer.
The boss runs back from the kitchen shouting "Wonders shall never cease! John It is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name."
The wife now very angry, interrupted, "That's not true. It's a lie! Without argument." John asked if she'll enter the kitchen to be tested. She agreed.
John asks madam, "Who's junior's biological father? Me or the Boss?"
Madam rushed out of the kitchen. "This kitchen needs to be fumigated o! I can't understand anything at all!
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