Help!
What would you do if u were this lady?
LADY: Hi, good afternoon
RADIO STATION: Good afternoon, what can we do for you?
LADY: Please, I'll like to get two tickets for the AY LIVE show this weekend.
RADIO STATION: Well, you'll get the tickets for free only if you play a prank on someone on air and make them believe it.
LADY: That's okay
RADIO STATION: Are you married? Do you have kids?
LADY: Yes, I have a son.
RADIO STATION: Good, you will call your husband and tell him he is not the father of your son.
LADY: Wow, that's a big one.
RADIO STATION: Well it depends on how bad you want the tickets and anyway we will be live on air listening and step in to tell him it's all prank.
LADY: Okay, let's do this cause I really want d tickets.
RADIO: Okay, where is he right now?
LADY: He's at d office. His number is........ (Radio station calls the husband)
LADY: Hello Love!
HUSBAND: Hi Baby!
LADY: How is work?
HUSBAND: Good, can’t wait to get back home and make sweet love to you.
LADY: Me too! But em...there's something I need 2 tell you.
HUSBAND: Okay, I'm all ears dear!
LADY: You know I love u?
HUSBAND: Yes I do!
LADY: And we promised to always be sincere to each other?
HUSBAND: Yes we did, you're starting to scare me dear, please, what's this all about?
LADY: Something happened in my office Nine years ago.
HUSBAND: What happened?
LADY: The annual Christmas party we had in the office 9 years ago I got drunk and had sex with a co-worker...em, you are not the father of our son.
HUSBAND: What!
LADY: I just felt u should know.
HUSBAND: Are u crazy?
LADY: I'm sorry love, I just needed to get it off my chest.
HUSBAND: I can't believe this.
LADY: Am sorry love, please forgive me.
HUSBAND: You want forgiveness? Okay u have to forgive this, I have been sleeping with your sister for the past 5 years.
RADIO STATION: Oh God!
LADY: What did u just say?
HUSBAND: You heard me; we just confessed our sins to each other. Is there someone there with you?
RADIO STATION: Sir, this is a prank and you are on air. We asked your wife to play a prank on you so u guys can get tickets to go watch the A.Y live show dis weekend.
HUSBAND: Oh shit!
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