The Suicide Bomber
A group of terrorist was looking for someone to help them bomb the
presidential villa.
The first person that was approached was a Yoruba man. After recruiting the Yoruba bomber, he said the recruiters should explain the deal better to him, after explaining to him, the Yoruba chap refused to oblige their request. He said he couldn’t die for the money he wasn’t going to enjoy!
A Hausa man was also approached and he too declined their request.
Then the terrorists approached an Igbo man who agreed to take up the task.
Terrorist: We will pay you $ 1million to bomb the presidential villa
Igbo Suicide Bomber: No make it $ 10 million, and I will do a clean job. It’s not an easy job, you know!
Igbo man continued to explain his reason for demanding $10 million saying, “If I ask you to pay me $10 million it’s not because I am greedy but you know if you pay me $ 10 million, after my burial there will still be some money left; at least the money will not finish until my return in the next generation!” He explained.
Igbo suicide bomber was paid $ 10 million dollars and given the bomb to detonate at the presidential villa.
After several hours the recruiters waited for the bomb explosion but nothing happened. When the Igbo man came out of the presidential villa, recruiter approached him.
Terrorist: What happened man, I paid you to go bomb those bastards, what happened? Why are you still alive?
Igbo man, elated, chuckled and smiled, “After entering the presidential villa, one man called me and paid me pounds, remember you paid me dollars. So I changed my mind. But you know what? There is no problem at all. Have my business card, in case you still have interest in recruiting me again, I will not hesitate to go”
Laugh Out Loud!
The first person that was approached was a Yoruba man. After recruiting the Yoruba bomber, he said the recruiters should explain the deal better to him, after explaining to him, the Yoruba chap refused to oblige their request. He said he couldn’t die for the money he wasn’t going to enjoy!
A Hausa man was also approached and he too declined their request.
Then the terrorists approached an Igbo man who agreed to take up the task.
Terrorist: We will pay you $ 1million to bomb the presidential villa
Igbo Suicide Bomber: No make it $ 10 million, and I will do a clean job. It’s not an easy job, you know!
Igbo man continued to explain his reason for demanding $10 million saying, “If I ask you to pay me $10 million it’s not because I am greedy but you know if you pay me $ 10 million, after my burial there will still be some money left; at least the money will not finish until my return in the next generation!” He explained.
Igbo suicide bomber was paid $ 10 million dollars and given the bomb to detonate at the presidential villa.
After several hours the recruiters waited for the bomb explosion but nothing happened. When the Igbo man came out of the presidential villa, recruiter approached him.
Terrorist: What happened man, I paid you to go bomb those bastards, what happened? Why are you still alive?
Igbo man, elated, chuckled and smiled, “After entering the presidential villa, one man called me and paid me pounds, remember you paid me dollars. So I changed my mind. But you know what? There is no problem at all. Have my business card, in case you still have interest in recruiting me again, I will not hesitate to go”
Laugh Out Loud!
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